I don't read The Onion, or any other online news site, really. I just don't have time to search sites on a regular basis. I rely on my FB news feed to expose me to the little funnies of my day, including this one from a fellow author. Just the title meant I had to click on it. :) Why don't you pop on over there and enjoy a little satire to get your weekend off to a great start!

Increasing Number Of Men Pressured To Accept Realistic Standards Of Female Beauty by The Onion